HOW TO BREAK THEM UP

MANY OF US SEE THOSE WE LOVE FALL INLOVE WITH SOMEONE ELSE. ALL DAY U THINK ABOUT BREAKING THEM UP, BUT U DON’T KNOW HOW TO. STRESS NO MORE BECAUSE I'M NOW SHARING WITH U HOW TO BREAK UP THAT PERFECT COUPLE.

1. Take a moment to consider the risks in trying to break up a couple.

• If the couple catches on, overcoming this issue might make their relationship stronger, and they might decide to not associate with you anymore.
• If you're breaking up a couple so you can be with one of the people involved, and you succeed, you might always be paranoid that your new relationship will be susceptible to these tactics. If this person allowed their previous relationship to be pulled apart by someone else, what makes you think your relationship will be any less vulnerable?
• If the break up is caused by an outside force (you) the couple might lack closure, and still harbor feelings for each other which might grow stronger over time. In other words, they might always regret having let the other person go, and have a hard time dedicating themselves fully to new relationships.

Enacting Your Break Up Plan

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Learn everything you can about the couple. You don't want to actually become intimate friends with them. This will arouse jealousy and suspicion. Instead, become friends with their friends. In this way, you might learn personal details about the couple that will work to your advantage (and their disadvantage).

• Social networking profiles can also reveal a lot about a couple. A distressed status update, for example, might tell you there's trouble in paradise. Overall, you're looking for some weakness in the relationship that you can exploit. What do they argue about often? Are they jealous? Money? Do they have commitment issues?
• The extent to which you want to invade someone's privacy depends on your own ethics. Are you comfortable snooping through the couple's belongings? Will you scroll through their phone messages? Can you access their email accounts?
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Subtly play on the couple's weaknesses. This will depend on what the issue is, of course, but the idea is to rock the boat and see if it sinks. Here are some examples:

• Introduce the couple to people who will make one or both partners jealous. If one of the people in the relationship still has feelings for an ex, for instance, try bringing that ex back into the picture somehow. Invite the ex to a place where the couple will be and see what happens.
• If one person in the relationship wants to get married and the other is reluctant, find ways to bring up the subject of marriage. Talk about your parents' anniversary, invite them to an engagement party, even send them a diamond ring catalog through the mail.
• Not all couples share the same hobbies and interests. If this is the case, try to encourage them to pursue these hobbies separately. The more time a couple spends apart, the more susceptible they are to outside influences. The man might enjoy watching football games at a sports bar, for example. And the woman might prefer to spend her time jogging in the park. Each of these pursuits presents an opportunity for subterfuge.

Fake Texts- if you want to break up a couple because you want to go out with the boy/girl then you need to add any number like 123 or something and add it to your contacts list on your phone then you will write fake texts to yourself under their name and then show the person out of the couple that you want to go out with which will make them want to break up with the other person.

Edit Tips

• It's important that you yourself don't get identified as the dividing force, or else you will be resented and mistrusted.
  
• If a relationship is already falling apart, it'll fall apart without any help. Consequently, you might not have to do anything.
• If you are friends with the couple you are breaking up, you will be forced into a secret relationship.
• You have to hang out with one of them (never the other). Make sure you always bust in to their conversations! Never let them talk to each other alone. Always text one of them so they won't be able to talk to the other.

Edit Warnings

• Be careful not to get caught in the middle of a lover's quarrel.
• It's extremely hard to break up a couple that has just gotten together and is still in the honeymoon phase.
  
• If you are doing the last step be careful that nobody finds out that you are doing this, be careful that you don't get caught doing the last step.

This might be considered morally wrong